Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you by letting them know they smell like garlic and onions, a nice marinara, maybe a meatball?
They’ll definitely keep it on their fridge and make sure everyone knows:
“This is the human I chose to be with and am secure in that decision. Absolutely no question I completely enjoy this person even if maybe I don’t understand why they’re like this. They’re in therapy. We’re great. They think I smell like Spaghetti and not in an insulting way or anything but I guess they really like pasta?”
Singular Valentine’s Day card with envelope and a sticker to seal it with love.